September112010

(Source: quote-book)

January152010
” emm tuuuuuuuuu brrriteeeeeeeee!”

” emm tuuuuuuuuu brrriteeeeeeeee!”

December92009
(via moonberry)

(via moonberry)

December42009
December32009

Are you tired of all those mushy “friendship” poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a “friendship” poem that really speaks to true friendship.


My Friend…

When you are sad…I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue…I’ll try to dislodge whatever it is that is choking you.

When you smile…I’ll know you FINALLY got laid.

When you are scared…I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried…I will tell you awful stories about how much worse it could be and tell you
to quit whining.

When you are confused…I will use small words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick…stay the hell away from me until you’re well again. I don’t want whatever you
have.

When you are heaving…I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.

When you fall…I will piss myself laughing at you.

This is my oath…I pledge it till the end.

Why, you may ask? Because you’re my friend!

9PM
thedisneyvault:

dinhna:

I’m ready for this!

thedisneyvault:

dinhna:

I’m ready for this!

December22009
December12009
November302009
nowheretohide:

lickystickypickyme:

More scientific evidence for your MOAR COFFEE pleas.After all it IS Monday….
found at Tom Oatmeal.

nowheretohide:

lickystickypickyme:

More scientific evidence for your MOAR COFFEE pleas.
After all it IS Monday….

found at Tom Oatmeal.

4PM
November292009
Blusher & brush
2 eyeliners
Mascara
2 lipgloss
Liquid foundation
Lipbalm
Lighter
Ipod nano
Wallet
2 packs of tissue
2 hairbands
Acne pills
Vitamins
Hand lotion
Face powder
Notes/papers
Little bag #1: where important notes are kept
Little bag #2: to keep lipbalm, gloss and mirror
Perfume
Hand sanitizer
Sunglasses
2 blue pens
1 marker pen
1 red pen (I’m a teacher I can’t not carry this around!)
And that blue little plastic thing on the left.. got it from the plane, used to stir the milk in my coffee but how did I manage to keep it in my bag?!
Other things I used to carry:
Hamster’s drinking bottle
Metal fork and spoon
What’s in your bag?
  • Blusher & brush
  • 2 eyeliners
  • Mascara
  • 2 lipgloss
  • Liquid foundation
  • Lipbalm
  • Lighter
  • Ipod nano
  • Wallet
  • 2 packs of tissue
  • 2 hairbands
  • Acne pills
  • Vitamins
  • Hand lotion
  • Face powder
  • Notes/papers
  • Little bag #1: where important notes are kept
  • Little bag #2: to keep lipbalm, gloss and mirror
  • Perfume
  • Hand sanitizer
  • Sunglasses
  • 2 blue pens
  • 1 marker pen
  • 1 red pen (I’m a teacher I can’t not carry this around!)
  • And that blue little plastic thing on the left.. got it from the plane, used to stir the milk in my coffee but how did I manage to keep it in my bag?!

Other things I used to carry:

  • Hamster’s drinking bottle
  • Metal fork and spoon

What’s in your bag?

11PM
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